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A person who knows everything about nothing, or nothing about everything, whilst claiming to know everything about everything.
Professional bar patron Joe Schmo talked at length today about his profound knowledge of the female menstrual cycles. Joe is a witiot.
Witiot by Flmkgbrd May 18, 2018
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It means NO!
Guy: Do you think I’m hot?

Girl: Sorry, Wititit
Wititit by gabriel_e March 18, 2019
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Sound use to call your dog or any dog. Wititit!
(Just went to someone’s home and I want to approach the dog) Wititit! Wititit! Wititit!
Wititit by barnabas_e March 10, 2019

Wititness 

It's the embodiment of eccentric, spontaneous,unthought of, mindless, actions, and behaviors that may seem ignorant but in reality is a form of comfort with ourselves with disregard for the society we live in, allowing us to mold it in.
2. The matter in which our mind has no restrcitions. Proving to the world that our relentless drive cannot be detained, that our minds are beyond belief. A force on our way. As one
1. ey yo gurl you know that juan, sebas, zoo,nimz,c-los, papadock,lauren, benton,and brian always bring their wititness with them.

2. The wititness monsters aka wit it crew are always pushing boundaries, and thas soooo real!
Wititness by SebasBaby, Mr wit iT January 26, 2009
Someone who's very smart, but does dumb things all the time.
Jason sure is bright, but sometimes he's a complete Wittiot.
Wittiot by PRyan March 19, 2008
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is inaccurate and comes from an unreliable source.

Often when people get proved wrong be wikipedia facts they state it isn't reliable. By stating that you are also stating that you are a wikiot.
Joe "A racecar can beat a lamborghini"
Jack "NO, Lamborghinis are the fastest cars ever made"
Joe "NO, look at wikipedia"
Jack "Wikipedia isn't a reliable source"
Joe "You are a wikiot for saying that"
wikiot by averyss July 29, 2011
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC's "The Office", upon claiming "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information." solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
wikiot by delehusr April 20, 2007
Word of the Day on September 15, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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