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Witiot
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A person
who knows
everything about nothing, or nothing about everything,
whilst
claiming
to know everything about everything.
Professional
bar
patron Joe Schmo talked at length today about his profound
knowledge
of the
female
menstrual cycles. Joe is a witiot.
Witiot
by
Flmkgbrd
May 18, 2018
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