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Witiot
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A person who knows
everything
about nothing, or nothing about
everything
, whilst claiming to know
everything
about everything.
Professional bar patron Joe Schmo talked at length
today
about his profound
knowledge
of the female menstrual cycles.
Joe
is a witiot.
Witiot
by
Flmkgbrd
May 18, 2018