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A
person
who knows everything about
nothing
, or
nothing
about everything, whilst claiming to know everything about everything.
Professional
bar patron Joe Schmo talked at length today about his profound
knowledge
of the female menstrual cycles.
Joe
is a witiot.
Witiot
by
Flmkgbrd
May 18, 2018
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