Witch Vag 

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

Witch Vag by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

black witch vag 

a crazy bitch who loves to hit on guys, even thought she has a boyfriend. this girl will make her interest in said guy obvious by constant facebook postings on his wall, status updates, picture albums solely dedicated to him, etc. the black witch vag is known for her crippling effects on male genitalia, leading many other women to be disgusted by the man once he has been involved with the crazy black witch vag.

guy 1 : "did you see sara last night?"
guy 2 : "yeah, i heard her and her black witch vag were trying to bang some guy last night...doesnt she have a boyfriend?"

black witch vag by CJ K February 21, 2011

witch vagina 

When a females vagina emits invisible gases which make men's penises un-erect if come into contact of a 1 foot radius of these gases.

I was about to bang this bitch, next thing you know, that bitch had witch vagina, and my dick shriveled up and the condom fell off.

witch vagina by panino February 28, 2008

witch vagina 

A vagina that steals condoms from penises.

This witch vagina of mine is going to get me knocked up.

witch vagina by Kiegelcisor December 4, 2009

Veg out with your vag out

The female version of 'rock out with your cock out'. However, refers to relaxing at home with nothing on the lower part of your body, usually watching television/films or playing video games and eating junk.

Girl 1: 'What shall we do today?'
Girl 2: 'Let veg out with your vag out!'
Girl 1: 'Cool, i'll go rent some DVD's and you get the Doritos!'

Veg out with your vag out by nursenetty January 11, 2010

spaz out with my vag out 

the female equivilant to "rock out with your cock out".

The act of being a whorish, sexual deviant.

Girl #1 to Girl #2: How come you aren't bringing a date to the wedding?

Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!

spaz out with my vag out by therealfunbobby July 16, 2009

Fag with a vag 

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

Fag with a vag by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019