wisdum 

the thing that new-age practitioners sell.

joe: what does this boil mean?

mary: you will need to wash more with this special balm, $500 please.

joe: wow thank's for imparting that piece of wisdum, do you know a good doctor?

wisdum by m.roe July 1, 2008

Wisdum 

A piece of advice which seems intellectual but in reality is useless or really dumb.

That's a great piece of wisdum!

Wisdum by arpit_gaikwad August 16, 2024

Wisdum 

A statement or piece of advise which sounds insightful or intellectual but in reality is really dumb or useless

That's a great piece of wisdum

Wisdum by arpit_gaikwad August 16, 2024

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Wisdom of the weed 

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....

John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....

Wisdom of the weed by LabMom September 22, 2009

Beaver wisdom 

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

Beaver wisdom by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018