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A seemingly wise statement that upon further consideration is found to be utterly stupid or false. Must be spoken as if obvious despite not being obvious in the least.
Latoya: Everyone cheats at one point or another so who am I to judge

Deandre: Real talk, that's some wisdumb right thurr.
wisdumb by bilz25 December 11, 2011
Words you can keep
The art of being "the fool."
I got through the problem using my infinite wisdumb.
I couldn't understand the issues without my wisdumb.
wisdumb by Ken Loyd July 6, 2006
Related Words
Useless wisdom thats handed down by a dumb mother fucker with low IQ
I'm tired of listening to your fucking wisdumb.
wisdumb by publish this bitches March 30, 2010
1. When you are SO Drunk that you pee in an inappropriate location OR

2.Wet your and/or your friend's pants and don't remember until..the morning after.
1.Dude I hava pic, on my cell of you leaving a piss in the Denny's corner garbage can..'That was not ME-I don't remember THAT!' Despite the proof You remain-wizdumb!
2.Waking up after the party things are still a bit fuzzy about where you are and who you are sleeping with: 'what's that smell, I'm cold..and wet!?? Who peed on US?' Now you don't know if you peed on her OR she peed on you..you are BOTH-Wizdumb!
Wizdumb by ~Skadouche~ October 24, 2010

WIS-DUMB 

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!
The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!
WIS-DUMB by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018
Applying logical thinking with subconscious thought to achieve one's intended end result.
I was unhappy and no longer wanted to work for the company, so I applied some wizdumb to get laid off.
wizdumb by Blindedbyblonde October 24, 2017
a word to describe someone who's both smart and stupid.
That woman is so wisedumb.
wisedumb by band rox May 21, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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