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Wirch hunt 

A Wirch hunt is an obsession a current US president has against investigation of his various crimes.

The investigations are performed by FBI and CIA, who are the enemies of the US according to the president, just like the Fed, NATO, Mexico, EU, Sweden, LGBTQ people, people with brown skin, Muslims and many more.
For the good of the Country, this Wirch Hunt should end now!
- Donald Trump, partly illiterate President of the United States, in a tweet October 9 2019.
Wirch hunt by JanOtto October 9, 2019
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Witch Hunt 

Where a person decides to target another person for reasons which may, or may not, be obvious. It may be a work colleague who decides to undermine and belittle a co-worker, or it could be a person who makes it their objective to slander the reputation of a 'friend' or associate. Essentially, it is a targeted attack against one person, for reasons that are not necessarily tangible. Trying to find someone to target and humiliate.
At the meeting today I felt like John was on a witch hunt.
Witch Hunt by SuspendedMagic August 25, 2010

Emo Witch Hunt

An interesting series of events that occurs after someone accuses another person of being emo. It doesn't matter if the person was joking or was serious, it will lead to a seemingly endless chain of finger pointing. No one is safe, any action, piece of clothing, Cd, friendship, personality trait or incident in the past or present can be brought up. There are several known ways to end an Emo witch hunt.
1. Accuse someone who is not present.
2. Say very loudly " Emos are SO weird".
3. Take the hit and say admit what you've done *

The accusation process of an Emo witch hunt is similar to that of the Salem Witch trials. Lets just say the motto is " When under pressure, blame the person to your right.

*This method is very dangerous to your social standing. You could be known as the "Emo Kid" for a while. However if this doesn't bother you, feel free to use this method, if you are scared do not use it.
Jen: Amanda you are so emo.
Amanda: I'm not emo! You're the one who wears those chucks with Dashboard Confessional lyrics written on them.
Jen: *gasps* Well John cried at the end of Donnie Darko!
All: Ohhhhh!
John: Once at the library, Frank was checking out the Hawthorne Heights Cd.
*Everyone looks at Frank*
Frank: Oh yeah? Mandy hangs out with Emo Emily!
*Everyone turns to Mandy*
Mandy: Bob wrote wrote poetry for a week straight after Samantha dumped him!
Samantha: you did?!
Bob: ...
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Ending #1
Bob: At least none of us are like Randy! Look at his glasses!
*Everyone laughs*
John: Randy is so lame!
Samantha: Bob, I hope you know that our breaking up was for the best.
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Ending # 2
Bob: *loudly* Emos are SO weird.
*everyone shuts up*
Jen: That is so true.
Samantha: So you didnt write poems?
Bob: No! What kind of loser does that?
Samantha: Oh.
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Ending # 3
Bob:...Ok, so I did write poems. I guess that makes me "emo".
*Everyone teases Bob for a few moments*
Samantha- *turns to Bob* So...you wrote poems? Maybe you have changed, I would love to see them.
Bob- Is Friday night ok?
Samantha- It's a date.

* While this is going on, the kid who likes Rites of Spring laughs to himself and whispers "Gotta love the Emo Witch Hunts!"
Emo Witch Hunt by Music_Note_93 January 27, 2008

Witch hunt 

Feel it rising ..

Tensions all time high ..

lol what’s so funny is someone trying to look calm, unbothered and doing a half decent convincing act when they clearly are bothered as they continue to do something they know upsets someone else ..

On purpose

Daily

Week in

Week out

Like creating a problem .. and instead of avoiding said persons house actually stand outside go past many times a day looking in …

Yep I’m the witch …

Obviously

All eyes on me .. as usual

I have said this kinda upsets my karma

Saying this escalates said behaviours I know

Yet say nothing and it’s like admitting defeat in a sense…

Depressed people are easy targets …

Get witched out proper easy

Bit of a shame I guess when that no longer flies

Warrior spirit .. from times and ages you can’t begin to imagine … so doesn’t faze me just really fucking annoys

Which is why the witch hunt continues to this very day …

And beyond most probs … peachelicious …
Witch hunt .. yay ..
Witch hunt by LetsTalkAboutX January 27, 2023

Witch Hunt 

A search for something that isn’t real, or proven to be real.

Searching for something that will never be found because it does not exist.
Originally used in midieval times to search for people who were thought to be witches. “We’re going on a ‘witch hunt’”... But since we now know that witches are not real the term has evolved to mean to search for something not real.
Witch Hunt by rsm October 15, 2020

Witch Hunt 

What a guilty Witch screams loud and often when they are close to being prosecuted for a crime that they have committed.
"There have never been any children in my gingerbread house! This is a total witch hunt!"
Witch Hunt by DJ_Trump May 31, 2018

Witch hunt 

What a criminal says when cornered by the law.

When Donald Trump doesn't like being accused of what he has done, he often deflects to claiming that Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama has done something wrong. When people get bored of this, he instead refers to the ongoing investigation of himself as a "witch hunt". The "witch hunt" has resulted in lots of indictments and guilty pleas for various colluders.

The term "Witch hunt" keeps changing meaning. The term originally used to refer to witch hunting during the medieval times, when innocent women accused of being "witches" were burnt or drowned. Later the term was used about the practice of accusing people of something they hadn't done. Now Donald Trump uses this term to refer to the ongoing FBI investigation and the juridical process against people connected to Trump.
It is a witch hunt! (President Richard Nixon, during the Watergate scandal)
It is a witch hunt! (President Donald Trump, during the Russian Collusion scandal)
Witch hunt by JanOtto July 25, 2018
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