Winturd

Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

by Steek3636 January 20, 2013

Winterdick

Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.

girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."

by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010

wilturd

Tik Tok user wilturd is very funny, Trust me.
Safe word: piss

“Have you heard about wilturd?” “Yeah bro, they told me to drink their piss”

by Cha, cha real smooth ig August 31, 2021

WINTERDYKES

Ayrshire, Scotland local idiom for indoor clothes airer/drier

She placed her wet laundry on the winterdykes to dry.

by iain September 8, 2004

wintard

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

by rapskat September 14, 2005

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009