Winturd 

Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

Winturd by Steek3636 January 20, 2013

Winterdick 

Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.

girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."

Winterdick by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010

wilturd

Tik Tok user wilturd is very funny, Trust me.
Safe word: piss

“Have you heard about wilturd?” “Yeah bro, they told me to drink their piss”

wilturd by Cha, cha real smooth ig August 31, 2021

WINTERDYKES 

Ayrshire, Scotland local idiom for indoor clothes airer/drier

She placed her wet laundry on the winterdykes to dry.

WINTERDYKES by iain September 8, 2004

wintard 

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005

wintard 

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

wintard by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard 

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

Wintard by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009