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windshield wiper fluid 

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

windshield shark 

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.
Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

Windshield Wiper 

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.

Windshield Time 

The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.

Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.
Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.
Windshield Time by chevolay May 30, 2009

windshield hickey 

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.
I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.
windshield hickey by DrPhil August 4, 2011

Windshield Cowboy 

Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.
President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."
Windshield Cowboy by David Benton February 14, 2008