windshield

Windshield can mean two different things. The common usage for using windshield is on a front window of a car.
The second common usage for windshield is whether. The speed of wind, which is used on the news. I am sure you've heard.

Your car's windshield needs new windshield wipers.

The windshield today is 5 mph.

by #Let's Get Lost Someday September 5, 2016

windshield wiper fluid

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.

-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

by a handicap. September 7, 2022

windshield shark

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

by Daewoo Q. Android August 23, 2007

Windshield Wiper

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.

This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.

by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007

Windshield Time

The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours.

Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county.

Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.

by chevolay May 30, 2009

windshield hickey

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.

I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.

by DrPhil August 4, 2011

Windshield Cowboy

Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.

President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."

by David Benton February 14, 2008