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Windozer 

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023
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windozer 

A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.
Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.
windozer by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

Windozzled

Past Participle. When Microsoft's bad programming practices personally affect someone. E.g., forgetting to eject a USB drive before removing, which causes Windows to lose all of the files on the device.
I just got Windozzled. Windows lost all of my files on my thumb drive.
Windozzled by This Just In GA September 8, 2016

Windered 

When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.
When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.
Windered by Tamala December 12, 2008

windozer 

Windozer had the top kills for the last match!