Windozzled

Past Participle. When Microsoft's bad programming practices personally affect someone. E.g., forgetting to eject a USB drive before removing, which causes Windows to lose all of the files on the device.

I just got Windozzled. Windows lost all of my files on my thumb drive.

Windozzled by This Just In GA September 8, 2016

Windowledging 

The act of waiting for a romantic interests current relationship to end before making a move.

Do you like Helen? Yeah, I am windowledging because she is currently seeing Jeff.

Windowledging by D42V January 30, 2018

Windozered 

Getting windozered is when you fucked over by Microsoft Windows.

"I just got windozered"
"How?"
"I tried opening powerpoint and it blue screened my computer"

Windozered by Windozerman September 19, 2023