Windozer 

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.

"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"

Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

windozer 

A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.

Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.

windozer by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

windozer 

A hardcore Halo gamer!

Windozer had the top kills for the last match!

windozer by The actual Windozer July 17, 2011

Windoze 

Derogatory internet slang for Microsoft Windows.

Windoze by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

windoze 

an insult of Microsoft windows.

"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"

windoze by bob dexter August 18, 2016

Windoze Waste 

Derogatory slang term referring to Microsoft's still unreleased operating system Windows Vista, allegedly big, bulky, and bloated which is an innecesary "update" which doesn't bring any improvement over Windows XP.

Man, those new computers come preloaded with Windoze Waste.

Windoze Waste by Ptero-4 August 15, 2006

Windoze 

a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that Linux doesn't is the BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.

Linux is a million times better than Windoze

Windoze by I hate winblows November 11, 2003