A german form that makes fun of Microsoft Windows (doof meaning stupid, silly) often used by Mac or Linux Users
Guy 1: Oh man mein Windows craht die ganze Zeit (Oh man my windows is crashing all the time)
Guy 2: Windoof ist ja auch scheisse, benutz 'nen mac! ( That's because Windoof sucks, use a mac!)
Guy 3: Haha, Mac ist genauso scheisse wie Windoof, benutz Linux! (Haha, Mac sucks as bad as Windoof, use Linux!)
When you have several instant messenger windows open and you accidentally type something into one of them that was meant to go to another person. Usually something that can get you in trouble if it goes to the wrong recipient. Similar to a brain fart.
Oh no, I just totally windowfarted and sent the following message to my boss instead of my friend.
Message - "Did you hear that he smoked a joint in the hallway outside the office yesterday?"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).