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Windowfart 

When you have several instant messenger windows open and you accidentally type something into one of them that was meant to go to another person. Usually something that can get you in trouble if it goes to the wrong recipient. Similar to a brain fart.
Oh no, I just totally windowfarted and sent the following message to my boss instead of my friend.

Message - "Did you hear that he smoked a joint in the hallway outside the office yesterday?"
Windowfart by PixieBug October 16, 2008
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Four window fart 

an anal emission that is so putrid that all four windows of a motor vehicle have to be opened simultaneously.
While we were driving, my wife let out a four window fart. Two windows would not be sufficient to evacuate the stink.
Four window fart by Dirk Olson February 25, 2011

Windowarm 

Painful marks usually around the inner elbow caused by hanging/dangling one's arm out the window. Can also be found on the bottom of one's arm also. This sometimes is accompanied by a one sided farmer tan.
After driving for an hour or two on a hot summer day, Bob's windowarm was killing him and he had a sun burn,
Windowarm by Deathyak August 6, 2009

four window fart 

blowing air out of your gludies maximus after intaking food that your stomach does not exactly agree with.
I was sitting in the car and all the sudden i smelled this horrible stench! It was so horrible, that we couldnt get rid of it unless we rolled all the windows down in the car.
hence the word "four window fart"
four window fart by Sammyy Wilson October 30, 2007

windfart 

1)A fart that could be lit by a lighter help over a metre away.
2)A pre-Pimp My Ride style car.
1) 'Holy moly, watch the windfart fly!'
2) 'Your windfart just ain't pimpin' man!'

windowfarm'd 

transitive verb: to mistreat or exploit through extortion, trickery, or unfair actions; especially : to deprive of or cheat out of something due or expected

From Windowfarms - a Kickstarter campaign launched on the promise that ALL backers would receive a Windowfarm. Some people have received theirs, however all Canadian and International backers (and the majority of the US backers) have not received what they paid for. There has been no attempt at remedy or resolution of the outstanding issues. Furthermore, the person behind Windowfarms refuses to respond to International backers.
Jimmy: "I heard you invested in a multi-level marketing venture and got fucked over?"

Paul: "Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking...I'm sure I've been windowfarm'd"
windowfarm'd by LittleJimmy September 24, 2013

Windfartium Leviosa 

This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.

When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.

Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.

Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.
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