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To attack someone with a woodwind instrument
Isabelle: do not anger me or I will windold you with my recorder
Windold by Is a bell March 15, 2021
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Windolf XP

The infamous Necrosoft operating system imbibed with the evil spirit of Adolf H.
....Opening mspaint......Windolf Xp edition....
BSOD again? This OS is creeping me out!
Windolf XP by n008a April 11, 2009

windology 

The studies of windo. History behind El Windo. Taught in many countries across the world.
Person 1: I just read a book about Windology
Person 2: Oh whats that?
Person 1: the studies of Windo
windology by Dreamer_420 June 9, 2021
Windolf’s, fucking legends. Best people on earth
Went fishing with the Windolf’s and they were awsome
Windolf by Jimmy willie September 18, 2018
A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.
windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!

mactard: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.

windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!

mactard: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.
windolt by J. McClure December 31, 2008

windowdoor 

a glass wall used to go into another room, or a clear condom used to violently rape a male from behind
I used a windowdoor last night.
windowdoor by Alabob November 27, 2007

Windowdancer 

A person who does dance or tricks on the base of a large external window. The base is stable and poses are sometimes used. People on the interior of the building, looking out the window, view the dancer.
You're friends with a windowdancer?
Windowdancer by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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