windolt

A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.

windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!

mactard: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.

windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!

mactard: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.

by J. McClure December 31, 2008

Windolf XP

The infamous Necrosoft operating system imbibed with the evil spirit of Adolf H.

....Opening mspaint......Windolf Xp edition....
BSOD again? This OS is creeping me out!

by n008a April 11, 2009

windology

The studies of windo. History behind El Windo. Taught in many countries across the world.

Person 1: I just read a book about Windology
Person 2: Oh whats that?
Person 1: the studies of Windo

by Dreamer_420 June 9, 2021

Windold

To attack someone with a woodwind instrument

Isabelle: do not anger me or I will windold you with my recorder

by Is a bell March 15, 2021

Windowtized

A computer that has been touched ONLY by all aspects of Windows and its accompanying updates.

I made sure my computer was Windowtized before I installed all my software.

by The Incredible Dan November 22, 2006

Windolf

Windolf’s, fucking legends. Best people on earth

Went fishing with the Windolf’s and they were awsome

by Jimmy willie September 18, 2018

Windolf

Doo doo at Fortnite loves fishing with Brendon, does window cleaning for a living

Yo windolf you’re trash dude

by Aspectz November 9, 2018