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A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.

windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!

mactard: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.

windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!

mactard: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.

windolt by J. McClure December 31, 2008

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Windolf XP

The infamous Necrosoft operating system imbibed with the evil spirit of Adolf H.

....Opening mspaint......Windolf Xp edition....
BSOD again? This OS is creeping me out!

Windolf XP by n008a April 11, 2009

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windology

The studies of windo. History behind El Windo. Taught in many countries across the world.

Person 1: I just read a book about Windology
Person 2: Oh whats that?
Person 1: the studies of Windo

windology by Dreamer_420 June 9, 2021

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Windold

To attack someone with a woodwind instrument

Isabelle: do not anger me or I will windold you with my recorder

Windold by Is a bell March 15, 2021

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Windowtized

A computer that has been touched ONLY by all aspects of Windows and its accompanying updates.

I made sure my computer was Windowtized before I installed all my software.

Windowtized by The Incredible Dan November 22, 2006

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Windolf

Windolf’s, fucking legends. Best people on earth

Went fishing with the Windolf’s and they were awsome

Windolf by Jimmy willie September 18, 2018

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Windolf

Doo doo at Fortnite loves fishing with Brendon, does window cleaning for a living

Yo windolf you’re trash dude

Windolf by Aspectz November 9, 2018

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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