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A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.

windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!

mactard: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.

windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!

mactard: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.

windolt by J. McClure December 31, 2008

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Windolf XP

The infamous Necrosoft operating system imbibed with the evil spirit of Adolf H.

....Opening mspaint......Windolf Xp edition....
BSOD again? This OS is creeping me out!

Windolf XP by n008a April 11, 2009

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windology

The studies of windo. History behind El Windo. Taught in many countries across the world.

Person 1: I just read a book about Windology
Person 2: Oh whats that?
Person 1: the studies of Windo

windology by Dreamer_420 June 9, 2021

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Windold

To attack someone with a woodwind instrument

Isabelle: do not anger me or I will windold you with my recorder

Windold by Is a bell March 15, 2021

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Windowtized

A computer that has been touched ONLY by all aspects of Windows and its accompanying updates.

I made sure my computer was Windowtized before I installed all my software.

Windowtized by The Incredible Dan November 22, 2006

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Windolf

Windolf’s, fucking legends. Best people on earth

Went fishing with the Windolf’s and they were awsome

Windolf by Jimmy willie September 18, 2018

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Windolf

Doo doo at Fortnite loves fishing with Brendon, does window cleaning for a living

Yo windolf you’re trash dude

Windolf by Aspectz November 9, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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