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Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.
A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.
Applies to both males and females.
Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.
A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.
Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
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Winlaton is probably the wikidest place in the whole of the north east. It is home to some of the hardest cunts in the UK and also some propa radgy gadgies. Although winlaton sounds like it is full of maniacs it is also one of the lushest places to live in the whole of the world and there is 8 stories houses on every street. If you ever need drugs just visit winlatons finest Hanover flats
Ricky - Here mate a need a new 8 bedroom house where am near loads of drug dealers and hard cunts.
Gaz - Aye no problem mate, I’ve got a house in WINLATON.
Gaz - Aye no problem mate, I’ve got a house in WINLATON.
by LethalSnout123 January 30, 2018
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Get the Windaling mug.The gross undervaluation of a purchase - typically one which you deem wholly unnecessary - by your wife or partner.
Husband: "How much did those shoes cost?"
Wife: "I dunno, around 50 bucks?"
Husband: "So $120 with wiflation"
Wife: "F*** you."
Wife: "I dunno, around 50 bucks?"
Husband: "So $120 with wiflation"
Wife: "F*** you."
by Amanda Dollars May 2, 2017
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jose: no he's hasn't the time, he's in a serious wiilationship.
marco:whats that mean?
jose: he's a loser
chistoph: you guys can't say that when i'm out of the room?
jose: no he's hasn't the time, he's in a serious wiilationship.
marco:whats that mean?
jose: he's a loser
chistoph: you guys can't say that when i'm out of the room?
by christoph17 December 31, 2006
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