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Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Winlaton 

Winlaton is probably the wikidest place in the whole of the north east. It is home to some of the hardest cunts in the UK and also some propa radgy gadgies. Although winlaton sounds like it is full of maniacs it is also one of the lushest places to live in the whole of the world and there is 8 stories houses on every street. If you ever need drugs just visit winlatons finest Hanover flats
Ricky - Here mate a need a new 8 bedroom house where am near loads of drug dealers and hard cunts.

Gaz - Aye no problem mate, I’ve got a house in WINLATON.
Winlaton by LethalSnout123 January 30, 2018

Windaling 

The act of windmilling your penis so that it hits someone in the face over and over.
I spent 10 minutes windaling Florence last night.
Windaling by shugs-nz December 19, 2014

Wiflation 

The gross undervaluation of a purchase - typically one which you deem wholly unnecessary - by your wife or partner.
Husband: "How much did those shoes cost?"
Wife: "I dunno, around 50 bucks?"
Husband: "So $120 with wiflation"
Wife: "F*** you."
Wiflation by Amanda Dollars May 2, 2017

wiilationship 

the relationship one shares with HIS wii
marco: hey dose chistoph have a girlfriend?

jose: no he's hasn't the time, he's in a serious wiilationship.

marco:whats that mean?

jose: he's a loser

chistoph: you guys can't say that when i'm out of the room?
wiilationship by christoph17 December 31, 2006

windacious

Extremely windy. Used often in Chicago's North side.
It's quite windacious today!
windacious by Porkly Strawhouse April 15, 2007