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Wimblebum 

A Wimblebum occurs when a female tennis player gets down so low in a squatting position for a groundstroke that her ass touches the grass court during her Wimbledon match. The term was originally applied during the 2013 Championships to Agnieszka Radwanska by Pam Shriver, the most annoying tennis announcer of all time with a story about herself or her kids every other breath.
Pam Shriver: "Look how low Radwanska is getting to hit those groundstrokes. She just touched the ground - yes, that's a Wimblebum!"
30 seconds later...
Pam Shriver: "I was just telling my kids that back when I won this event with Martina the ball would bounce higher than it does today."
Chris Fowler thinking to himself: "Why has ESPN not fired this broad already?"
Wimblebum by GoGators69 August 6, 2013
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Wimbledome 

The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.
Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.
Wimbledome by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009

Wimblewamal 

We don't want to create a wimblewamal by giving false information.
Wimblewamal by MrHerculesHooks March 21, 2014

dimblebum 

When cussing/swearing isnt appropriate and you're dealing with an idiot, well not just an idiot.... the idiot.
God this customer is such a dimblebum.

Pure annoyance at the world.... Dimblebums...Dimblebums everywhere
dimblebum by Chewster February 23, 2017

wizzlebump

Man that’s off the wizzlebump !
wizzlebump by Nessa noodle April 15, 2020

Breakfast at Wimbledung 

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
Breakfast at Wimbledung by Pootro September 16, 2012
The wiggliest and horniest one to walk on this earth... Jebidori
They are such a wigglebum
wigglebum by Lam8y May 12, 2023