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Wimblebum 

A Wimblebum occurs when a female tennis player gets down so low in a squatting position for a groundstroke that her ass touches the grass court during her Wimbledon match. The term was originally applied during the 2013 Championships to Agnieszka Radwanska by Pam Shriver, the most annoying tennis announcer of all time with a story about herself or her kids every other breath.
Pam Shriver: "Look how low Radwanska is getting to hit those groundstrokes. She just touched the ground - yes, that's a Wimblebum!"
30 seconds later...
Pam Shriver: "I was just telling my kids that back when I won this event with Martina the ball would bounce higher than it does today."
Chris Fowler thinking to himself: "Why has ESPN not fired this broad already?"
Wimblebum by GoGators69 August 6, 2013
Words you can keep

Wimbledome 

The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.
Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.
Wimbledome by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009

Wimblewamal 

A confusing situation, event, or item.
We don't want to create a wimblewamal by giving false information.
Wimblewamal by MrHerculesHooks March 21, 2014

dimblebum 

When cussing/swearing isnt appropriate and you're dealing with an idiot, well not just an idiot.... the idiot.
God this customer is such a dimblebum.

Pure annoyance at the world.... Dimblebums...Dimblebums everywhere
dimblebum by Chewster February 23, 2017

wizzlebump

Man that’s off the wizzlebump !
wizzlebump by Nessa noodle April 15, 2020

Breakfast at Wimbledung 

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
Breakfast at Wimbledung by Pootro September 16, 2012
The wiggliest and horniest one to walk on this earth... Jebidori
They are such a wigglebum
wigglebum by Lam8y May 12, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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