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willy-willy 

n. Australian meteorologist with two willies.
Joe: Show's yer willy.
Bruce the weatherman: I have two.
Joe: Show's yer willy-willy.
willy-willy by Terry Deary June 3, 2005

willy-willy 

willy-willy by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Willy-Willy 

A willy-willy is like a wet willy, but instead of putting your finger in your mouth first, you put it in your own ear and wiggle it around first to get a nice coating of wax. Then you insert it into someone else's ear.
Jeff: I'm going to give you a willy-willy, Willy.
Willy: I don't want one.
Jeff: Then your parents shouldn't have named you Willy.
Willy-Willy by BlodhSeithr June 9, 2018

Willy Willy 

The combination of a wet willy and one's own willy. Where a male puts his penis in someone's ear for pure comedic effect.
Guy 1: Dude I just gave a girl a willy willy.
Guy 2: Once you go black, you go deaf.

Willy Willy 

Similar to the act of Wet Willying someone, a Willy Willy is when you suck your pp, getting it all wet, then shoving it into your friends ear.
“I’m so mad at you, when your sleeping I’m going to give you a Willy Willy”-John

“No please don’t”-Adam
Willy Willy by QWPFIEBWJC March 9, 2025

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong 

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks
Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"
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