Willy-Whacker

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A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

Willy-Whacker by WickWhack April 23, 2024

Words you can keep

willy wacker

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.

jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.

willy wacker by toldjaso May 22, 2007

Wally Whacker

The term 'Wally Whacker' is an object which is used for whacking other people for amusement and objects like Bubble Wrap to prevent it from becoming deadly. The object's name was very popular in the United Kingdom during the 90s and early 2000s.

The reason of the term 'Wally' is because it means a silly or inept person.
It has not become a famous phrase due to the American description meaning penis/jacking off/masturbation

I whacked that Nerd yesterday with the Wally Whacker we made yesterday.

Wally Whacker by MoopyMaster August 29, 2017

Willy wacker

pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want be my willy wacker only bad thing is some people will kick you in the balla ouch that got hurt

Who like be my willy wacker it’s wacky it’s fun I’m about to cum

Willy wacker by Sex vibe July 7, 2018

willy wacker

someone who likes to wank alot, more then the average person (dave faid)

For gods sake, do u have to be such a willy wacker!

willy wacker by natty April 29, 2004

jam willy whacked

when a place you enter is packed, like a pub or hall and there is no room to move

punter "busy in there tonight?"
bouncer "its jam willy whacked mate!"

jam willy whacked by hank cambell September 8, 2008

Willy Wacker Pinky

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.

Dad i have a willy wacker pinky problem

Willy Wacker Pinky by Chunk Clunck March 31, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026