Willy-Whacker 

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

Willy-Whacker by WickWhack April 23, 2024

willy wacker 

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.

jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.

willy wacker by toldjaso May 22, 2007

Wally Whacker 

The term 'Wally Whacker' is an object which is used for whacking other people for amusement and objects like Bubble Wrap to prevent it from becoming deadly. The object's name was very popular in the United Kingdom during the 90s and early 2000s.

The reason of the term 'Wally' is because it means a silly or inept person.
It has not become a famous phrase due to the American description meaning penis/jacking off/masturbation

I whacked that Nerd yesterday with the Wally Whacker we made yesterday.

Wally Whacker by MoopyMaster August 29, 2017

Willy wacker 

pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want be my willy wacker only bad thing is some people will kick you in the balla ouch that got hurt

Who like be my willy wacker it’s wacky it’s fun I’m about to cum

Willy wacker by Sex vibe July 7, 2018

willy wacker 

someone who likes to wank alot, more then the average person (dave faid)

For gods sake, do u have to be such a willy wacker!

willy wacker by natty April 29, 2004

jam willy whacked 

when a place you enter is packed, like a pub or hall and there is no room to move

punter "busy in there tonight?"
bouncer "its jam willy whacked mate!"

jam willy whacked by hank cambell September 8, 2008

Willy Wacker Pinky 

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.

Dad i have a willy wacker pinky problem

Willy Wacker Pinky by Chunk Clunck March 31, 2020