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Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019
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Willnots 

a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.
Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today
Willnots by kAELA November 12, 2003

willnots 

Dried secretions of bodily fluids and/or solids that get trapped on articles of underclothing
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wallshot 

Usually used in CS, Shooting somone through wall
man1: lolol wallshot ftw

man2: haxtbh
wallshot by g0t_t3ch? April 15, 2007

wallshots 

When someone slips it in, while another person is up against the wall.
Thats it. no wallshots for you,” Veryred smirks.
wallshots by evil banana boi len December 19, 2024