Looms 

Another word for boxers/underwear. Shortened version of fruit of looms.

Today I pantsed a kid and he had pink looms on.

Looms by Tobi Fash August 25, 2009

looms 

Looms is a phrase used by all the Gangtaz and Thugs meaning: "damn this is funnier than a blindfolded, midget soccer game on a field of Lava, while riding pink zebras, playing with a ball constructed of blood oranges"

ummmmmm:
"Ya my hommie, i was pimp'n it up on my couch. watching the price is right and IASIP. it was funny. ya see?"

Tynisha:
"Hehehe, LOOMS"

looms by claire reiner November 14, 2007

Looms 

Laughing out of my soul

That joke was so funny that I was looms😭😭

Looms by The one who creates May 16, 2022

looms like doom

Like eternity. Like forever.

The time ahead of her when he will be away looms like doom.

looms like doom by Tauá June 22, 2017

brown your looms 

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

brown your looms by exitflagger April 30, 2008

juicy in the looms

In reference to Fruit of the Loooms underwear, when a person is sooo turned on by another man or woman that it gets their sexual juices flowing.

Dude, whenever I see that hot guy in our locker room before he shaves all the scruff off of his "to-die-for" rugged face, I get all juicy in the looms.

juicy in the looms by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006

Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".

"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

Loompa'licker by green eyed lady 13 July 30, 2014