Looms is a phrase used by all the Gangtaz and Thugs meaning: "damn this is funnier than a blindfolded, midget soccergame on a field of Lava, while riding pink zebras, playing with a ball constructed of blood oranges"
He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!
A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!