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Performance enhancing drugs. Inspired by "Lifetime Drug Free Athlete" Jeff Willet.
That boy gained 30 pounds of muscle in 2 months, he must be on them willets!
willets by Yung Swole August 25, 2013
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a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair
do you have willets?
willets by dangleberrydave July 3, 2005
Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.
Get ya willets out, show us ya willets
willets by scott g January 6, 2005
A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.

co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"

willets roulette

A combination of Russian Roulette and a drinking game except with a Nerf Gun and beer. It was created in Willets Hall 3rd South of Swarthmore College. Prepare for glory.

Add the foam bullet in the barrel and spin. each person takes turns pointing the gun at himself or at another player. If he kills himself, he takes a sip of beer. If he chooses to shoot an opponent and kills him, that player must sip a beer. If it is a miss, the opponent has the opportunity to either continue with the barrel (not spin) or spin the barrel and shoot back at the first player. If it is another miss, the gun continues in order to the next player, with no additional spin. If the player is killed without spinning the barrel beforehand, he must take two sips. If he is killed with a spun barrel (therefore reset and 1/6 chance) he must take 4 sips of beer. Play until everyone passes out besides the last man standing.
Tonight, we dine in hell. Let's play Willets Roulette.

Mr.Willets 

A man born in 44 B.C and could possibly be a CIA agent that keeps tabs on all of his students. This man can do any and everything and no person can stop him.
Mr.Willets makes his own swords and guns.
Mr.Willets by DaSavage999 May 3, 2021

Mr. Willats 

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.
Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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