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willy wacker 

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.
jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.
willy wacker by toldjaso May 22, 2007

willy wanker 

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.
He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.
willy wanker by Worthleast January 5, 2009

willy waller

Hey you! Don't touch my willy waller !
willy waller by Tha Feet November 30, 2007

Willy Wanker 

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

Willy Wanker 

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!
HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.
Willy Wanker by booblover69420 December 2, 2019

willy waller 2006 

A nifty tool for peeling potatoes and stuff.

(Willy Waller was invented by the coolest people in the world, who own tetesclaques.tv, a Quebec comedy site)
1. Dude, peeling potatoes and small animals with my willy waller 2006 is like 29389 times faster than just using my hands!

2. Buy one today, and get not one, not two, not even three, but THIRTY SIX WILLY WALLERS! You might be saying now, "But Uncle Tom, how can you do that???!" Well we don't know but order now anyways!!!
willy waller 2006 by Willy Waller February 6, 2007
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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