wierding

Also Wierding Module.
Wierding Ways are arcane teachings that seem like witchcraft at first, but are merely secrets unknown to outsiders.
A Wierding Module is a weapon the user controls by sounds they make with their mouth. With precise voice control, a person can cause the weapon to resonate and shatter even hard stone. Purely fictional weapon from the original DUNE movie. Not featured in the book.

"Teach us your wierding way of battle, and you shall have my protection."

"Dr. Yueh, put the wierding module on him and set the range to two meters."

wierding by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic May 13, 2005

Wielding Bitches

To hold or use a multitude of large variety of thots

Yo I heard Jamarion was wielding bitches.
That guy wields mad bitches.

Wielding Bitches by TrapPrince February 25, 2018

dual wielding 

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

dual wielding by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006

bottom-wielding 

Using a bottom (could be your own or another persons) in a fight or tricky situation.

"The only way I could defeat him was by bottom-wielding."

"He wields his own bottom in battle against mighty foes."

bottom-wielding by bigscrobbler December 21, 2005

weirding 

Being weird for no apparent reason

that girl over there, is definitely a pro at weirding.

weirding by dumdydum November 1, 2019

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

Dual Wielding 

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.

1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

Dual Wielding by Ian "Do Work" Peterson May 12, 2007