4 definitions by bigscrobbler

bottom-joust

The two (or more) participants bend over with their bottoms facing inwards, they then run together and their bottoms collide. Generally there are no winners although sometimes extra rules are added depending on the game situation. e.g. whoever falls over first loses

I bottom-jousted with my friend earlier today.

A stranger beat me at bottom-jousting on my way to work.

by bigscrobbler April 16, 2006

bottom-wielding

Using a bottom (could be your own or another persons) in a fight or tricky situation.

"The only way I could defeat him was by bottom-wielding."

"He wields his own bottom in battle against mighty foes."

by bigscrobbler December 19, 2005

Grand Marshmallow

The greatest and grandest of marshmallows. It is a rare occourance in packets of marshmallows and is likely just lots of marshmallows squashed together. However it does appear the same shape as a regular marshmallows only lots bigger.

Hey look guys, I found a Grand Marshmallow in my packet of fluffy puff marshmallows!

by bigscrobbler April 16, 2006

batty creeb

Derived from batty crease. Pretty much means the same thing but sounds funnier.

Shup yo batty creeb

He is a total batty creeb

by bigscrobbler April 16, 2006