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The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is a great boyfriend and knows how to treat a girl right. He is faithful and is ever so in love with God. He is also very independent and also very stubborn. He hates making people unhappy and if that means not sticking up for himself, then so be it. He is the most caring and understanding person...and he is strong.
That guy is a wiatt.
Wiatt by Juniorlover February 8, 2010
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garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler
garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.
Related Words
Wiatt • Wattpad • Watts • wattpadsyn • watters • wattson • watta • wattle • watto • Wattie

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn
Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

Garrett Watts 

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP
Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

Jiggle watts 

How much wattage a booty gives off when it jiggles
The biggger the booty the more the jiggle watts it gives off.
Dam that booty must be atleast a 10 on the jiggle watts scale
Jiggle watts by Booty Doctor January 10, 2020
A site comprised equally of horrifying and innocence destroying porn, 1D fanfiction, the occasional good book, and collections of brain farts that most find oddly hilarious.

This is truly an amazing website, as long as you stay away from the porn.Your science teachers teach you science, not what a condom look like when in use.
"I love Wattpad; I can share all of my stories without the publishing hassle!"
Wattpad by mojii May 3, 2015

Whatthefuckitude 

A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"
The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.
Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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