WiFitard 

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

WiFitard by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Wiitard 

(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.

Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.

Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.

That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.

Wiitard by DVman December 13, 2006

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.

That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.

WikiTarded by SoulBlades July 22, 2010

wiitard 

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

wiitard by Dingo` December 12, 2006

wiitarded 

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

wiitarded by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded 

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

wiitarded by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

wiitarded 

Someone who has trouble playing with the Nintendo Wii. Someone who breaks something with the Wiimote.

He broke the T.V. with the Wiimote. He is Wiitarded.

wiitarded by Billeh1234 November 30, 2006