why hello

An exclamation at an extraordinarily good looking member of the opposite sex.
Downgrades to "hello" for just good looking and then "Bah. GoodBYE." at the opposite end of the spectrum.
Most effectively used when abroad and you can get away with it a tiny bit more.

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: He's a bit of a why hello!

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!
*stunned male stares*
Hannah: Uh...
*forces mobile phone to head*
Hannah: Uh... Hello... Mum?

why hello by Fexx January 6, 2008

why hello there 

A fancy way of saying hi
-Walifett

Why hello there its ya boi

why hello there by Walifett October 31, 2017

Why Hello John 

A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.

Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.

Why Hello John by Ain't no shabby cabbie May 26, 2011

Why hello thar 

A persuasive statement, usually given with a hand thrust, to indicate desire of anal sex with another person

Hot girl: Hey!
Guy who desperately wants hot girl: Why hello thar!! (thrusts hand forward)

Hand gesture

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Underscore is thumb (sticking out), first two straight lines are index and middle finger (both stick up), the 'i' is ring finger (remains down) and last straight line is pinky (sticks up).

Why hello thar by Darkath October 26, 2003

whyhelloshawtyy 

somebody thats way better than u, yo auntie, yo dead granny, yo mama and yo greasy ass grandpa

person 1: wow omg im such a huge fan of whyhelloshawtyy

person 2: shes better than billie eilish, fuck that homophobic bitch

person 1: yea whyhelloshawtyy is so much better

whyhelloshawtyy by hikari <33 June 25, 2021

whyhelloshawtyy 

a famous mutual of mine idk who they are and i haven’t talked to them either but she’s cool ig 🙄🙄

“OMG YOURE MUTUALS WITH WHYHELLOSHAWTYY?!?!”

“why yes i am *cool look*”

whyhelloshawtyy by floossiee June 25, 2021

whyhelloshawtyy 

the most coolest swaggiest prettiest hottest most amazing person to ever exist 😍

this person is amazing!!! they must be a whyhelloshawtyy

whyhelloshawtyy by ilikefeet93 June 25, 2021