Whorph

To envelope or wrap oneself around food at a stomach churning pace that makes you feel like you just ate 3 thanksgiving dinners.

Cam whorphed down his tasty rice and veggies in attempt to quickly resolve his extreme hunger.

by Cam & Cate December 20, 2008

whorehoused

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options

He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.

by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whorthodox

someone who identifies themselves as very religious and yet still partakes in whore like activities.

-yo, did you hear that Leah hooked up with three guys last night.
-really, i thought she was jewish.
-she is, she's such a whorthodox.

by DFLOW522 February 14, 2010

whorpse

a dead ho, most likely killed by a pimp or pimps

so the pimp said,"if this skank ain't gonna come up with the money, she gonna be a whorpse."

by billy brake October 27, 2007

whorephaned

A person is whorephaned when they are left behind at the bar while their friend/ride leaves to have a one night stand with a stranger

Tina hated going to the bar with her hot roommate because she always ended up being whorephaned with no ride home by 1 am.

by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008

Whorehands

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.

"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"

by Chayri January 1, 2010

whorehay

slang term for Jorge

jorr-hay

//whorehay//

by Jorge A June 27, 2008