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whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whorthodox 

someone who identifies themselves as very religious and yet still partakes in whore like activities.
-yo, did you hear that Leah hooked up with three guys last night.
-really, i thought she was jewish.
-she is, she's such a whorthodox.
Whorthodox by DFLOW522 February 14, 2010
a dead ho, most likely killed by a pimp or pimps
so the pimp said,"if this skank ain't gonna come up with the money, she gonna be a whorpse."
whorpse by billy brake October 27, 2007

whorephaned 

A person is whorephaned when they are left behind at the bar while their friend/ride leaves to have a one night stand with a stranger
Tina hated going to the bar with her hot roommate because she always ended up being whorephaned with no ride home by 1 am.
whorephaned by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008

Whorehands 

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
Whorehands by Chayri January 1, 2010

whorehay 

jorr-hay

//whorehay//
whorehay by Jorge A June 27, 2008