Whorehammer

A pornstar who solely performs sexual acts with geeks who play warhammer and/or warhammer 40,000.

She loves it like a whorehammer

by Gillus September 14, 2011

Whorehammer

A really hot metal chick who's on tour
a lot of her time.

Kristen Randal from Winds of Plague is a whorehammer dude. She tours all around traveling different cities with her band.

by xJ18 October 18, 2008

Whorehammer

The Mighty penis of ones known as pedro.

pedro - "Hey, my penis isn't small, It's a Whorehammer!!!!"

by les chupacabarra April 17, 2009

whore hammer

an object used to hit ones whore when they misbehave. see also bitch stick

1. i'll hit you with my whore hammer if your not careful selena!!!

2. i really need a whore hammer to hit miley right now.

by bakkerr November 12, 2010

Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017