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Whorehammer 

A really hot metal chick who's on tour
a lot of her time.
Kristen Randal from Winds of Plague is a whorehammer dude. She tours all around traveling different cities with her band.
Whorehammer by xJ18 October 18, 2008

Whorehammer 

The Mighty penis of ones known as pedro.
pedro - "Hey, my penis isn't small, It's a Whorehammer!!!!"
Whorehammer by les chupacabarra April 17, 2009

whore hammer 

an object used to hit ones whore when they misbehave. see also bitch stick
1. i'll hit you with my whore hammer if your not careful selena!!!

2. i really need a whore hammer to hit miley right now.
whore hammer by bakkerr November 12, 2010

Tommies Whalehammer 

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.
I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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