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whorephaned

A person is whorephaned when they are left behind at the bar while their friend/ride leaves to have a one night stand with a stranger
Tina hated going to the bar with her hot roommate because she always ended up being whorephaned with no ride home by 1 am.
by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008
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Whorehands

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
by Chayri January 1, 2010
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whorephan

One who has been left behind at the bar by a friend and/or ride so that they can hook up. Also known as being whorephaned.
The bartender knew that the chunky girl with the hot friend was going to be a whorephan by midnight the second they walked up to the bar.
by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008
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Whorepooned

To ultimately surrender to the persistant persuit of seduction generated by what you yourself would consider the least attractive whore in the current events surrounding atmosphere.
Dude I totally whorepooned last night.
by Jadicus and papa bear August 15, 2010
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Whorephanage

A place where ladies of the night live and work.
That poor guy got the clap at that Whorephanage on 6th street.
by AlanaRose February 14, 2014
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Whorepanda

A female who, while otherwise attractive, wears an excessive amount of eyeshadow in an attempt to appear edgy.
Taylor Momsen is such a whorepanda.
by tmsam June 24, 2016
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whorephine

He was so whorephined he died...😂😂😂
by Wolverine420 September 25, 2020
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