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Whorehands 

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
Whorehands by Chayri January 1, 2010

whorephan 

One who has been left behind at the bar by a friend and/or ride so that they can hook up. Also known as being whorephaned.
The bartender knew that the chunky girl with the hot friend was going to be a whorephan by midnight the second they walked up to the bar.
whorephan by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008

Whorepooned

To ultimately surrender to the persistant persuit of seduction generated by what you yourself would consider the least attractive whore in the current events surrounding atmosphere.
Dude I totally whorepooned last night.

Whorephanage 

A place where ladies of the night live and work.
That poor guy got the clap at that Whorephanage on 6th street.
Whorephanage by AlanaRose February 14, 2014

Whorepanda 

A female who, while otherwise attractive, wears an excessive amount of eyeshadow in an attempt to appear edgy.
Taylor Momsen is such a whorepanda.
Whorepanda by tmsam June 24, 2016

whorephine 

He was so whorephined he died...😂😂😂
whorephine by Wolverine420 September 25, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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