Whorology 

The study of girls who are just whores

I've met so many whores, I should have studied whorology instead of biology.

Whorology by onlyreword January 27, 2008

Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.

Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.

Whoreology by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

whorologist 

A person who studys the nature of whores and has become professionally adept at identifying the traits associated with whore behavior.

Aaron is the best wingman at the bar because he is a certified whorologist!

whorologist by Shotwell February 19, 2008

Wordology 

The study of the origins of words, their pronunciations, meanings and usage

The first ever book titled 'Tricks to Wordology' was published by British Lingua in early 2000.

Wordology by birbaljha May 4, 2020

Horology connoisseur 

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

Horology connoisseur by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

whoreologist 

someone who is an astute examiner of whores and all that whores entail

Dude you know every prostitute's name on this strip, you're such a whoreologist.

whoreologist by JanuaryinApril September 29, 2006

Whoreology

A person who studies a whores every move and behavior etc

D'jemari & Corey is studying whoreology

Whoreology by Zephyrus5000 May 19, 2018