Whorley

A term used to describe the offspring of a smokin’ hot person. Most of your friends are whorleys since they have hot moms.

Person A: “Phifer is such a whorley, have you seen her mom?”
Person B: “I know right, Phifer has such a hot mom!”

by Bubbleteabomb May 5, 2022

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010

whirley

whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.

What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.

by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019

Whoreyness

The adjective of being a whore, to a level that is not comprehended among those who are not whores.

Kari, who are you going to fuck? Tammie wouldn't want our Whoreyness to overlap.

by KulpriT1234 August 23, 2010

Wholey Roller

The act of taking an extremely messy shit that requires the whole roll of toilet paper to clean the affected area.

Dude, I just got back from The Old Country Buffet and ended up taking a Wholey Roller.

shit poop messy shit

by Eurobug June 13, 2010

Whirley Bend

Where A male puts his penis inside the women and then thinks of a animal, and uses his tongue as the animal he's thinking of would!
WARNING! MAY TWIST DURING INTERCOURSE!

Harley got a Whirley bend of John

by Dukesssss955 June 18, 2013

whorney

An evolution of being horney. Usually the result of an extended amount of time without sex. This sexual break usually results in lowered standards in which to increase the chances of a sexual encounter. These lowered standards further results in a looseness in behaviour and increased advancedment towards possible sexual partners (man, woman, and beast).

I was so whorney last night I woke up next to a ladytroll.

by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2008