Definitions by Eurobug

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

The act of taking an extremely messy shit that requires the whole roll of toilet paper to clean the affected area.

Dude, I just got back from The Old Country Buffet and ended up taking a Wholey Roller.

shit poop messy shit