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Whore math 

When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
Whore math by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010
Words you can keep

math whore

one who answers all the questions in math class
Jessica, you are such a math whore! you keep stealing my answers!
math whore by matchboxheaven July 2, 2006

math whores

Teenage girls whom high school math teachers flirt with and who rove in packs, disregarding the fact that they are usually terrible students.
Look at the teacher talking to those math whores, he won't even let me ask a question! Now I'll fail my test. Damn.
math whores by Charlie9 April 7, 2006

whorepath 

Used in place of "Warpath" when going out to score some booty.
Braves on the Whorepath, slay in old D.C.!
run and touch and score I want a lot more.
whorepath by Quinmill October 11, 2007

whorepath 

when a person goes though a hard break up and decides to sleep wit everyone in their path
ever since jane and john broke up they sure been on the whorepath
whorepath by smokey chantrel August 3, 2009

whorebath 

to clean the smell of sex off yourself before retuning to your spouse. as to avoid detection of your infidelities.
your mom had to take a whorebath after her and i had a sweet session.
whorebath by cmunki October 20, 2009

Whoremacher 

A person that leads someone on but is actually just a common whore
Be careful man she's a whoremacher
Whoremacher by The gifted 1 May 31, 2020
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