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Whorewatching 

Often confused with birdwatching, the Whore is best observed wandering home early Saturday mornings. They are best identified by four inch heels, ass bearing skirts and excessive glitter.
Jessica: Ahh, and here we see a different breed of Whore rarely seen while Whorewatching. Her heels remain on her feet. Though she spent the night on the floor of a frat house, she attempts to wander home with dignity.
Whorewatching by JonniGirl November 5, 2011

Whoredash 

What Doordash was meant to be. When your hookup comes over with not only that sweet ass, but booze and food too...That my friends.. is Whoredash. Service with a smile taken to a whole new level, where you're excited to give the tip.
"Dude has another girl coming over and SHE's bringing him booze and food? Kid's got Whoredash on speed dial"
Whoredash by TRBO151 July 28, 2019

Whorecation 

Going on vacation specifically to whore around.
After my divorce is final, I am go to Cabo on a Whorecation.

Whorethief 

One who steals whores. One of a pimp's many fears. Not to be confused with 'horse thief.'
That fucking whorethief! Always coming up in here and stealin' mah bitches!
Whorethief by Anono Guy December 20, 2008

whorepath 

Used in place of "Warpath" when going out to score some booty.
Braves on the Whorepath, slay in old D.C.!
run and touch and score I want a lot more.
whorepath by Quinmill October 11, 2007

whoreatron 

someone who transforms into a whore when drunk
Steph: "She seems like a nice girl"

Kelly: "yeah but put a few drinks in her and you might as well call her optimus prime cause she'll go whoreatron on your ass"
whoreatron by MysteriousGal24 August 5, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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