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A mythological creature who has been the only one to ever have been successful in scissoring Juan with a blue double sided dildo while jerking each other off with their feet.
Dude you think hunting for the jersy devil is hardcore we should go looking for Whoram the only thing is is that we would need two rubber fists, sheeps blood, and peanut buttermixed with juans pubes.
Whoram by A la Sheesh September 28, 2008
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The ratio of girls that will put-out on a particular night versus the ones that won't. An whoratio over 1 means that you have a decent chance of scoring. Always used in conjunction with the words "feratio" and "sensatio"
This party rocks, the feratio is awesome and the sensatio is through the roof! It would appear that the whoratio is up there as well.

Translation "there are shitloads of chicks at this party, a damn lot of them are hot and I be layin some pipe by midnight"
Whoratio by J-Lo July 17, 2003
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whoamomma 

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whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
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Whoracle 

In Flames' November 18, 1997 concept album describing the future of Earth. It combines pulsing, rhythmic guitar with meandering melodic passages. This is overlaid by a heavy vocal track.
I just picked up Whoracle from the music store, and tracks 1-11 are amazing!
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La Whora 

La Whora, located north of San Diego where all pretentious, botched entitled women live who try to dress younger but fail miserably. A place where your skin costs more than your car.
Those sleazy La Whorans are out again. Flamingo pink Nikes + blue Lulu's... They only go out if there's 0% chance of rain.
La Whora by JJGray March 12, 2022

Whoragami 

A very flexible prostitute. They do not necessarily have to be of Asian descent.
I put her legs behind her head and made some whoragami
Whoragami by mistahtom August 24, 2005
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