by mami1230 March 07, 2009
Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
by TCRS* June 17, 2020
I often find myself taking good Mormons and making them do debacherous things.turnng them into whoremans
by Lil Flithy March 26, 2019
A form of womanizer that only goes for the easy lays, or hire prostitiutes and gives them funny money or makes off with the payment after sex.
by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004
a whoreman is a female morman who dates guys before she is allowed to - mormans cannot date until they are 16. Also, it is a mormon who has an excess of 173 spouses. (male or female)
Jenny- Oh my gosh did you see that Tori is dating Ben??
Kelly- I thought she was a Mormon?
Jenny- She is!
Kelly- But she's only 14! What a whoreman!
Kelly- I thought she was a Mormon?
Jenny- She is!
Kelly- But she's only 14! What a whoreman!
by Mike Nacho March 09, 2012
self center ass bitch who does nothing but takes from you. she likes to rant about skinny shaming but fat shames and plays the victim. she thinks staring at you makes you uncomfortable but it’s just creepy. she follows you around because she’s obsessed with you. you should probably get a restraining order
by sandbagz.basik August 20, 2019
A man who has a 9-5 job and frequents whores during off hours. Has very low self worth and uses most of his paycheck fulfill his needs. Feels guilty after such depraved acts and paranoid of catching whore infections.
by Jackrabbitslim69 December 29, 2022