whoracle

Someone who has alot of experience in sexual activites, and you go to them for hints, tips, advice about anything sexual.

The Whoracle taught me how to give a wicked blowjob

by SecondLifeAhead July 09, 2005

Whoracle

In Flames' November 18, 1997 concept album describing the future of Earth. It combines pulsing, rhythmic guitar with meandering melodic passages. This is overlaid by a heavy vocal track.

I just picked up Whoracle from the music store, and tracks 1-11 are amazing!

by Paint it Black January 08, 2009

Whoracle

A female who has endured many sexual activities, that she has now gained the ability to predict a mans penis size, before ever seeing it.

At a bar
Man: You look very nice this evening.
Whoracle: Your penis does not meet my minimum requirements, 5 inches mushroom tip steers to the right.
Man: Your a whoracle!

by Dezaric May 21, 2015

Whoracle

Nickname for Oracle, the software company, because EVERY f****** project involving Oracle turns into a goat f*** rodeo and you end up feeding the implementation vendor lots of dollar bills to make it work... like a good whore.

Did you hear? The CFO wants Whoracle to come in and be the ERP. FN Great...

by [502] KanocAnoc June 06, 2024