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1.Showing disgust, disdain and complete disrespect for a person and/or their actions.

2. A COMPLETE ass clown, totally devoid of any type of skill or knowledge of how to make it in the real world.
person 1:"John got caught with child porn again."

person 2:"What a whooke."

Person 1:"Want to go to the prom?"

person 2:"What do I look like, a whooke?"
Whooke by REDSTAH January 4, 2011
Words you can keep

whooky sack 

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.
1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?
whooky sack by Instinctual777 December 1, 2020
Related Words
whooker Whooke whooped whoopee whooper wooker Wookey Whoke whoore whorker

ass whooped 

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
ass whooped by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

Doctor Whooves 

A backround pony in the television show 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.' Given the name due to the fact the pony gives a resemblance to David Tennant, the 10th Doctor on the popular British sci-fi series Doctor Who. He is a male pony with a grayish amber coat, dark amber mane, and light grayish azure eyes with an hourglass cutiemark.
Doctor Whooves by Random Brony December 30, 2011

Social Whooer 

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.
Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

Wookey Hole 

Wookey hole definitely only means female genitalia.

The cave park by that name is just the owners having a dirty joke at the expense of the general public who have to hear young children and parents saying that phrase outright and inappropriately in public.

Another miss used word is 'pussy'. I feel so uncomfortable hearing my mother constantly telling my cat that he is a ''naughty pussy''.
''I sexed my girlfriend in her big, hairy wookey hole''

Father : My wife is going to show the kids around the wookey hole this weekend.
Father's mate: What the cave park?
Father : No, her pussy
Father mate: Oh! ... can I bring my kids too
Father : Sure

''Apparently it is cheaper buying tickets to go inside a wookey hole if you buy them off street rather than through an agency''
Wookey Hole by dr6785 April 10, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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