Whoby

a baby from artificial insemination; a baby whose sex is unknown; a baby of unknown origin; a baby who doesn't yet exist but who will if you buy sperm or find an unsuspecting donor.

I have been to the sperm bank and I am having a whoby!!!

that dude doesn't know it yet but he is my whoby's father

by MeMe Brantford February 09, 2010

Whobie

When you’re eating a lightbulb and someone farts on you.

Bro I got whobied by Mark last night. That shit stank! But that lightbulb tasted great.

by WhobieLover October 29, 2022