Whitlocker

A name for a wormhole to a place contrast to the one you are in.

"Run for the whitlocker! If we are fast enough, we can close it before the day is composed!"

by Nate L0C October 23, 2023

Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023

Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

Whitlock

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.

He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.

by sblantz December 2, 2010

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

to whitlock

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.

Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.

by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010

Kane Whitlock

A gorgeous boy with medium short wavy hair and has the sweetest smile. He cares for everyone and is often very popular. He has many talents and he is absolutely perfect.

Hey, did you hear about Kane Whitlock? He’s the new kid! I've been wanting to get to know him.

by kwfan09112 July 25, 2019