A Crazy Ass White Boy From Soddy By God Daisy Who Lives A "Fuck It Im Winging This Shit Lifestyle." Aka Jap/Justin/Daddy! Im Too White To Ride A Bike!

Y'all Remember When That Crazy Ass White For Life Fucker Wrecked His Ol' Ladies Car Into A Tree Doing 80 Mile An Hour With No SeatBelt And Got Out And Walked Away?

white for life by WhiteForLife Payne October 15, 2020

Whit Life

pertaining to, and explaining the existence, exploits, awesomeness, perils, and poor life choices of living in the Whiteaker Neighborhood of Eugene, Oregon.

The abundance of hipsters, pbrs 'n pork sodas, food carts, hoppy breweries, fixies, American Spirits, and snarkasm all point to examples of Whit Life.

The life of a Whitizen.

Whit Life by The Mannimal September 15, 2014

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you write your life in indelible ink

(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.

son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University

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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

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Whiteline

Creating your own lane between 2 cars that are in separate lanes to get past them.

I was cutting up on the highway earlier and hit a tight whiteline.

Whiteline by Baltimore Bipper May 9, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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