white bear 

A man's man. The hairiest of all aryans. He can braid his chest hair and back hair together and jump rope sideways with it. A true lover of the game of basketball, but an even bigger lover of Dwight "my man in the banana hammock" Howard. White bears enjoy muscular men, dark chocolate, and appreciates it when a female bear wears dwight howard gear. Not to be confused with a brother on the down low. White bears are a unique species of protein-shake drinking, addicted to big black broad shoulders, homework doing studs who one day will find a way to mate with the Chocolate God of his dreams

- "Wow Dwight just dunked on someone and pretty much teabagged him!"
- "Keep quiet! Youre gonna get the white bear way too excited!"

white bear by whitebear4ever May 4, 2010

White Bear Lake 

White Bear Lake is a medium-sized suburban town in Minnesota, near the Twin Cities metro area.
1.) The town's majority is white people, small percentage of minorities.
2.) Citizens addicted to hardcore drugs are uncommon, but are definately present.
3.) The schools are pretty decent academic-wise. The students can range from students with all A's, to students obsessed with Snapchat, to teen mothers.
4.) Rumours say that the weed in White Bear Lake is "tainted with various chemicals and makes the person who smokes it crazy". The weed is completely fine, it does not make you crazy, but there is a huge chance of the weed being low-grade. Weed is actually pretty hard to find on the streets in White Bear Lake.
5.) Downtown White Bear Lake is a nice, cute little area where you can shop and get all your needs pretty quick.

Mahtomedi? Fuck that... White Bear Lake is the shit.

White Bear Lake by pettypasta May 28, 2016

White Bear Lake High School Student

A school full of students who think they are better then everyone else, 95% of which do drugs. A school that allows over 85% of its students to get undeserved A's thus allowing 85% to go to college...however only 6% of them will graduate from college, the other 79% will live at home with mom and talk about how cool they were high school.

Tim: hey jimmy whats with white bear being all crowded right now?

Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?

White Bear Lake High School Student by 2goodFoDis January 19, 2009

White Bear Lake 

1. A suburb of St. Paul, Minnesota with a population of roughly 25,000, 120% of that population being white.
2. A suburb widely known for vast white people
3. See WHITE

Wow, those kids shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch are so White Bear Lake it's not even funny.

White Bear Lake by Jeremy Elliott July 28, 2004

White Bear Lake 

A suburb od St. Paul, Minnestota that is the best known in the Northeast Metro for its drug use and chevs/chevettes . Teenagers tend to drop out of high school, have unplanned pregnancies, and never move out of they're parent's houses. If they go to college, it is usually to Century Community College because it is located in White Bear Lake and they can still live with their parents, who are usually working class burn-outs. The weed in White Bear Lake is tainted with various chemicals, which make everyone who smokes it crazy.

Why would you do that? White Bear Lake has bad weed and the chicks are chevettes.

White Bear Lake by EliotThatMan April 25, 2011

White Bear Lake 

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.

And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.

White Bear Lake by matt dold November 22, 2004

Sitting White Bear 

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

Sitting White Bear by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022