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a combination of the words "when" and "if", when wanting to say a combination of something like "when and/or if..."
"I don't know whif that will ever happen."
"Whif I get my car fixed, we'll go to the mall."
whif by kimsterr September 8, 2006
Words you can keep
What it’s hitting for , what’s up what’s popping what’s the word
Aye man whif” - “ it’s a party tonight”
Whif by Simmerxoxo7 April 22, 2020
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The word that defines white people and can only be said by white people
That person is such a whif!
Whif by Ghsul October 27, 2023
1. see whipits
2. in the maritime provinces of canada, a whif it is where you take a CO2 air gun, unloaded, and fire it into ones mouth, inhale, get high.
damn man these whif its are dope. i'm as high as robin williams
Play whiffle ball
you JJ you wanna whif it
Whif-it by Alex Wildman May 2, 2003

Cheesy Bell Whif

An rather unpleasant smell originating from the penis, commonly know as the "bell end". Usually caused by a build up of smegma around the gland of the penis.
A right dirty bastard, not washing his cock on a daily basis.

E.g. A girl giving her boyfriend oral sex and says to him " your dick smells like cheese", an unsuspecting cheesy bell whiff occured.
amazing coffee and chocolate flavoured french inhalers. A great, low-calorie substitute for coffee and chocolate.
Man 1: I love chocolate, and coffee, but i hate calories!!
Man 2: Try Le Whif, it's Da Bomb.
Man 1: Gee, thanks for introducing me to Le Whif!! You're right, it is Da Bomb!!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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