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whif

a combination of the words "when" and "if", when wanting to say a combination of something like "when and/or if..."
"I don't know whif that will ever happen."
"Whif I get my car fixed, we'll go to the mall."
by kimsterr September 8, 2006
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Whif

“Aye man whif” - “ it’s a party tonight
by Simmerxoxo7 April 22, 2020
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Whif

The word that defines white people and can only be said by white people
by Ghsul October 27, 2023
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whif its

1. see whipits
2. in the maritime provinces of canada, a whif it is where you take a CO2 air gun, unloaded, and fire it into ones mouth, inhale, get high.
damn man these whif its are dope. i'm as high as robin williams
by the brooklin gobbler March 5, 2009
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Whif-it

you JJ you wanna whif it
by Alex Wildman May 2, 2003
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Cheesy Bell Whif

An rather unpleasant smell originating from the penis, commonly know as the "bell end". Usually caused by a build up of smegma around the gland of the penis.
A right dirty bastard, not washing his cock on a daily basis.

E.g. A girl giving her boyfriend oral sex and says to him " your dick smells like cheese", an unsuspecting cheesy bell whiff occured.
by a smelly tail May 18, 2009
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Le Whif

amazing coffee and chocolate flavoured french inhalers. A great, low-calorie substitute for coffee and chocolate.
Man 1: I love chocolate, and coffee, but i hate calories!!
Man 2: Try Le Whif, it's Da Bomb.
Man 1: Gee, thanks for introducing me to Le Whif!! You're right, it is Da Bomb!!
by Juicy And Ffrindiau June 1, 2011
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