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part of the name of a saves the day song
Jessie & My Whetstone
whetstone by Rego September 27, 2004
Whetstone -
A person you use to practice your Rizz and dating skills.
Why would you DM her she’s a munter.
She’s a Whetstone mate, just practicing my game for a 10
Whetstone by JiggabooMoo June 25, 2023

whetstone mandem

popular group within the whetstone community, close allies with north finchley mandem. loves doing a bit of greek dancing. leader: theo. (lads got a god-sized dick).
the whetstone mandem were doing some greek dancing one day in the street
whetstone mandem by kew mandem December 23, 2025
WestOne:

- To be totally incompetent at anything attempted.
- To have no understanding or comprehension of how ones actions affect others.
- Anyone generally weak in their chosen field and who makes errors and critical mistakes on a regular basis causing emotional, physical or financial hardships to colleges/ friends/ the public
Oh my god I can't believe I messed up so badly, I just went totally WestOne!

Why the hell do they have to be so Westone about everything all the damn time?!

Will somebody please stop him going WestOne, this is costing us thousands.
WestOne by Frasaring Unleashed December 9, 2008

Whitestone 

An upper-middle class neighborhood in Queens, New York. Filled with a bunch of Catholic school kids who run around repping the nieghborhood like they live in Compton. These "hood" kids could be found at all your local parks and schools smoking that loud or screaming Whitestone everytime they are out of there hood. Several different groups of these "hood" niggas could be found. You have the extremeley loud and hood kids, the kids who want to be them and deepthroat them at every chance they get, and then the norm kids who you would want to actually chill with. Pretty good place if you know the right people.
Jimmy is hood because he lives in Whitestone
Whitestone by TheLoudisLoud December 8, 2013
Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.
Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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