whensonever 

Whensonever means whenever and whatever at any given moment. A Southern measurement of time.

Deacon Ray said, "Whensonever you decide to fetch me a sammich..."

whensonever by Deacon Ray August 5, 2009

whennever

manipulation of the word whenever. used when the occasion discussed is likely to never happen

Q: When are you going to hook up with rastaman?
A: Whennever!

whennever by michapicha December 8, 2013

whenstever 

The amount of time until you put away the chairs in orchestra or band.

Person 1: Dude, music is over. When are you gonna put away your chair?

Person 2: Whenstever I feel like it.

whenstever by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020