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wherewolf face 

the moment right before you sneeze where your face looks like youre turning into a wherewolf
i told him to cover his mouth once i saw the wherewolf face.
wherewolf face by dstfu June 13, 2009

the wherewolf

This sexual act, which requires a bit of precision and planning, will make you a legend in your own time when properly executed. You'll need a full moon, a public place (like a park or school playground), a tall boy of Coors Light, a bag of your freshly shaved pubes, and an unsuspecting participant who is willing to give an outdoor BJ.

Have this unsuspecting chicken head, hoodrat, or ho fellate you in the public place of your choice (with a clear view of the full moon). When you are about to spunk, pull out and spray on the lucky girls face, throw your pubes on said girls face, shake up the can of Coors Light, yell "Wherewolf"!, and spray her with the Silver Bullet!
After I gave Christine the wherewolf she stopped returning my calls.

Halloween kicked ass this year! Since there was a full moon I was finally able to wherewolf the french girl in my astronomy class!
the wherewolf by Pussy Crook January 10, 2008

Werewolf's Dick 

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.
Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.
Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017

werewolfing a butthole 

When you're about to eat out someone's ass, you spread their ass cheeks, exposing yourself to their full moon, and you throw back your head and let out a howl.
You know how Rigby would like to start the night?
By werewolfing a butthole.
werewolfing a butthole by Cyrano515 November 21, 2016

Who/Where/Whereself 

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.
“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

Bro what-”
Who/Where/Whereself by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023

Werewolf 

Immortal creature, 1/2 human, that turns into a wolf every Full Moon!
You could just tell she's a Werewolf even when it's not Full Moon!
Werewolf by Starchylde August 26, 2016