Whatermelon 

The fruit of confusion.

"Do you want a whatermelon?"
"What?"

Whatermelon by Bidet 2005 January 16, 2022

watermeloan

Watermeloan (pronounced as water-meh-loan) is a term used to describe a rich and superior watermelon with such extravagant sweetness and freshness to it.

I have never tasted a better watermeloan in my entire life!

watermeloan by Ram_Ranch February 1, 2021

Watermeloning it 

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.

I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .

Watermeloning it by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018

That’s so watermelon 

Commonly used by SimGmProductions... used in the Kardasim series. 🍉

That’s so Watermelon

Commonly used in SimGmProductions in the Kardasim series... watermelon means cool or awesome

“That’s so not watermelon.”-Kourtney”
“Watermelonosaurs would be so watermelon.” -Khloe

That’s so watermelon by Bitchbadaf October 18, 2018

A watermelon 

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.

"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"

A watermelon by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017

Gradually watermelon 

by Malinda Kathleen Reese in her video Google Translate Sings: Shape of you

she says Gradually watermelon oh me oh my oh me oh my go check her out by searching gradually watermelon on youtube

oh me oh my gradually watermelon

Gradually watermelon by A random person making this September 17, 2020

Watermelon Party 

The Greens political party.

Reference to the fact that when you get past the environmentalist green 'skin' of the party, they are nothing but a bunch of socialists.

Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: The Greens.
Person 1: Seriously? The Watermelon Party? You know they're a bunch of socialists, right?

Watermelon Party by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo February 19, 2021