what doing 

short for what are you doing today sir?

what doing? sitting. ob.

what doing by Mike March 24, 2004

What doing?

Slang for "What are you doing?"

Me: "What doing?"
You: "Nothing."

What doing? by Susan Natch April 26, 2006

what you doing tonight? 

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

what you doing tonight? by I got highground November 7, 2018

you know what you doing 

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.

"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

you know what you doing by baklava March 14, 2004

So this what we doing now?

A way of showing disappointment or disbelief in someone, or pointing out someone's stupidity or nastiness; another way of saying "Are you serious?" or "You not deadass right now".

Person 1: "Yooooooo lemme tell you! My cousin finally let me smash bruh!"
Person 2: "So this what we doing now?"

So this what we doing now? by Fresh Timbs November 2, 2018

what's doing 

also what's doing?

A greeting - another way to say hello or what's up.

Joe: Hey Bob!
Bob: Hey Joe, what's doing!

what's doing by Jordija May 4, 2004

what you doing 

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

what you doing by Fox99 December 31, 2015